Wednesday, April 27, 2011

12 Best Sensory Experiences



1. Lover's very intimate touch
2. Gentle summer rain on the high Kaibab plateau
3. The feel and taste of very dark, rich chocolate accompanied by a fine red wine
4. Very cool, high thread count sheets against your naked body
5. The blue sky against the bright white freshly snow-covered mountains after a big snow storm
6. First whiff of ocean breeze on the first day of vacation
7. Bare toes in clean white sand, gently lapped by the sea
8. The smell and taste of your lover
9. Aquamarine Caribbean water
10.Laughter
11.Spring in the desert
12.Star gazing

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Blogging for a Living

Who knew just a few years ago when I started blogging for fun that it would come to this. I'm actually going to get paid to blog. Not under my name, thank you, but paid to ghost write a corporate blog. The first edition is live, now. No, I'm not advertising it here as I will not advertise my opinions there.

Yea. To write, to espouse corporate ideals, for money I can do it. This will remain my forum, totally unconnected and totally uncensored. The world according to Joe - only seen here.

I'm smiling.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Blister Packaging

What disturbed, convoluted individual invented this? Yes, it's economical and yes it hangs nicely, packs easily but just try to free whatever is trapped in that clear plastic!

When I was in the packaging trade (a fact I'm not proud of, but that's yet another rant), I used to walk past the blister packaging company exhibits while attending Pack Expo, seething, swearing at them under my breath and glaring. If not for the official exhibitor badge I wore I would have given them a piece of my mind.

The only revenge is to take the inventors and those that today mandate the use of this horrifically non-customer friendly idea and blister pack them. Give them vents to breathe and challenge them to escape from within!